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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Friday, May 30, 2003 Posted 3:39 PM
  I did not make this up. Just reporting the facts: I saw a diet book today: Permanent Weight Loss without Permanent Dieting - Curves by Gary Heavin. Doesn't that just beg for comment? How about 20 Days to Clearer Skin by Paul Pickin? Anyways, isn't there supposed to be a ' at the end of his name? Thursday, May 08, 2003 Posted 9:50 PM
BTW, any who knows me well would not be surprised by what they find at page B7 of Mass. Lawyer's Weekly, May 5, 2003 edition, cited as 31 M.L.W. 1747, or SJC No. BD-2002-069. I'll have an online link for you as soon as one becomes available! Hah! That champagne has been on ice for 16 years! Tonight I raise one to you old friend. Just roll it and keep steppin'! Posted 9:14 PM
You've got to hand it to the guys at versiontracker. They have taken Bowdlerization into cyberspace in the silliest way yet imaginable. A wonderful piece of Macintosh OS X system maintenance software may not be referred to by its name: Cocktail. The great minds who developed the interface over there have reduced every reference to said software to **censored**tail! I kid you not. Talk about asleep at the switch. I have been referring to the software as penistail in my reviews, which seems to avoid the censorship algorithms. Interestingly, other reviewers have found that suck passes muster, as does ass; each of them alone, and not even part of a word, like cocktail. I guess if I spent more time keeping a-mammary gland of trends and accomplishments in censorship software, I'd appreciate their efforts and I wouldn't give them such a turgid time about their copulation-ed up approach to bulletin board managment. Friday, May 02, 2003 Posted 7:29 AM
Further to my last post, I love this headline, from Reuters, 5/2/03: Beijing Sees SARS Peaking, Rural China a Worry How about Strange Tar found in Gutter in Qatar or... nah, forget the mouse dung one...
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