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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2004 Posted 2:41 PM
  Attention Massachusetts Legislators: Make sure the amendment reads "between a live man and a live woman... Yahoo! News - The Bride Wore Black Because the Groom Was Dead: "NICE, France (Reuters) - A 35-year-old French woman has married her boyfriend 18 months after he was killed in a car accident. Christel Demichel, who wore black, was married Tuesday under a little-used law in the presence of friends and relatives at city hall in the southern city of Nice, local officials said. It would have been her husband Eric's 30th birthday." Tuesday, February 10, 2004 Posted 11:14 AM
I will now begin offering Geometery Tutoring, on a first come, first served basis. CNN.com - Paper: Diet guru Atkins qualified as obese - Feb. 10, 2004: "NEW YORK (AP) -- Dr. Robert Atkins, whose popular diet stresses protein-rich meat and cheese over carbohydrates, weighed 258 pounds at his death and had a history of heart disease, a newspaper reported Tuesday. Before his death, he had suffered a heart attack, congestive heart failure and hypertension, The Wall Street Journal reported" Before offering advice on how to succeed at Geometry, Robert Falk received a very generous C- in geometry, after attending every extra help session offered by his teacher, who was also his athletic coach, who needed him to remain academically eligible for the team. He also failed to excel at Trigonometry, Probability & Statistics, and to this day can not factor a trinomial or tell you what a quadratic equation is good for. Sunday, February 08, 2004 Posted 10:14 AM
I've been fortunate to survive 46 years without a nipple injury Yahoo! News - Jackson Flash Heightens Piercing Interest: "New Yorker Tommy Vega had his nipples pierced several years ago but had them redone Friday so he could wear shields like Jackson's. 'I hate to admit I was influenced by her, but I love her and it looked really cute,' said Vega, 23" Monday, February 02, 2004 Posted 12:50 AM
Congrats Pats! Now, fire Ken Walter tonight. Let him pay his own way home Mail him his ring - but only if you are contractually obligated to. ... and make sure Adam is paying attention... © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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