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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page.

And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports

Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies:

• Oliver Twist Was Well Fed

• Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful

• Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better

• Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks

• Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying

• People Are Groggy When They Wake Up

• Exercise is Good For You

• Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu

• Study on Studies Yields Disappointment!

• Kids Imitate Their Parents!

• Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS!

• Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them

• Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat!

• Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones

• Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor

• Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions

• Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies

• Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation

• People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap

• Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs

• People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner

• People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do

• Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not...

• People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses

• People pass more gas when they are active

• Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches

• People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober

In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Posted 12:41 PM

Children Everywhere Beware: The Homeland Cicada Alert is ELEVATED

Reuters: Pediatrician Warns Parents About Cicadas

Head Injuries, stab wounds, feet shorn off, hands crushed. Just some of the injuries logged as a result of the emergence of the gigantic 17 year cicada.

We may have had communism and the A-Bomb to fear when I was a kid, but thank God we didn't have to deal with these monsters.

Parents! Keep your kids indoors! ...but only if you or they are really stupid!

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