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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page.

And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports

Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies:

• Oliver Twist Was Well Fed

• Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful

• Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better

• Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks

• Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying

• People Are Groggy When They Wake Up

• Exercise is Good For You

• Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu

• Study on Studies Yields Disappointment!

• Kids Imitate Their Parents!

• Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS!

• Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them

• Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat!

• Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones

• Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor

• Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions

• Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies

• Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation

• People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap

• Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs

• People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner

• People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do

• Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not...

• People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses

• People pass more gas when they are active

• Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches

• People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober

In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Posted 1:14 PM

They're NOT Dead, they're just restin'

Woman Arrested Carrying 266 Dead Parrots

"YAOUNDE (Reuters) - Cameroon has arrested a Nigerian woman who was found carrying more than 200 dead parrots and rare Bannerman Turaco feathers, a customs official said on Tuesday. The central African country has recently stepped up its fight against the poaching and killing of endangered species. Officers stopped Meimuna Ahmed while she was on a bus with 266 embalmed gray parrots and 597 red Bannerman Turaco feathers in the northwestern town Bamenda"

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