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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Saturday, July 29, 2006 Posted 3:41 PM
  Ain't it the truth...  Thursday, July 13, 2006 Posted 10:29 AM
Tom, I mentally know what you mean... Operating under the agreement that the tragic death of Milena Del Valle is not a laughing matter, but that life, usually, and politics always, are, I share with you the continuing and ongoing, murdering and killing of our language and tongue by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts Attorney General, Tom Reilly. Loyal readers may recall that back in February 2005, Mr. Reilly, while talking and speaking about recovery of Big Dig cost over runs, insisted that contractors come up with "a solution that works." Apparently, Mr. Reilly is not finished and done with his repetitive redundancy and odd usage of the oddest of languages. Yesterday, after examining the scene of Monday night's tunnel tragedy, Mr. Reilly announced that as many as 60 more ceiling bolts are problematic. But, here we go... How did he know this? You can visually see it! Yep, you can visually see it. That's what the AG said several times, in his interview with WCVB, aired on the 11 o'clock news. This comes as a relief to the engineers who had been trying to tactilely feel, and auditorily hear any problems. Other workers were verbally told they could stop trying to olfactorily smell or, in the most awful of all jobs, trying to gustatorily taste the suspect hardware. Other workers, and many linguists, remained steadfast in their determination to... see things a different way. © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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