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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 Posted 12:48 PM
  Mini YATSASS: Bad is bad, good is good. I don't have the energy today to turn this in to a full fledged YATSASS report, but the following quote from a story on testosterone levels will show you where I would otherwise be heading: "Too little testosterone is bad, too much is bad but the right amount is perfect," said Barbara Ehrlich of Yale University in Connecticut, who led the study." Yeah, I'm sure there's more to the story, but can't we all agree that if too little were not actually too little it would in fact be part of the right amount? And the same on the other side of perfect for too much? Thanks for the help, Goldilocks! Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Posted 1:32 PM
I Have Monkeys in My Pants ...is not a line from a Monty Python dictionary sketch. According to Court TV: A man was detained by customs agents in Los Angeles after they saw a rare bird fly out of a suitcase they were inspecting. They asked him if he had anything more to declare. To which he answered... "I have monkeys in my pants." Cusack, 49, had just gotten off a plane from Thailand and was immediately taken into custody. Two endangered slow loris pygmy monkeys were rescued from Cusack's underwear. For attempting to smuggle four birds of paradise, two lorises and 50 rare orchids into the United States on June 13, 2002, Cusack served five and a half months in prison and paid $1,200 in fines." I think I have nothing more to say. © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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