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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Saturday, October 28, 2006 Posted 9:37 AM
  Next up, the little bastards at MySpace... Having suffered the slings and arrows of Google's ranking algorithms myself, I feel for KinderStart, but suing for defamation is a tad extreme: SAN JOSE, California (Reuters) - A federal judge on Friday questioned whether Google Inc. defamed a small company by [suddenly moving it from appearing high on the results page to much farther down or off entirely]... Judge Jeremy Fogel of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California heard arguments in a lawsuit by KinderStart.com LLC that seeks to challenge the fairness of how Google calculates the relative popularity of Web sites. Said plaintiff's counsel, Gregory Yu, The fact that they (Google) have used a computer shouldn't affect whether it is defamatory. Next on the docket for attorney Yu is a massive two-pronged attack on MySpace, in XOlittledemonOX v. CruznSuzn, et. al. In the first count of that complaint, Yu seeks a determination as to whether Tom is entitled to be everyone's friend, "...just because he owns the thing." The second count has a whopping 28 defendants. Yu seeks damages from so-called friends who have moved XOLittleDemonOX from their top 8 spots and thus relegating him to page two, which, according to Yu's complaint, "...is for losers and freaks." Attorneys involved in the O'Callaghan v. 16 AIM Users case could not be reached for comment. They have prosecuted an analogous case, involving the method of determining the order in which BFFLs are listed in away messages. © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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