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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Thursday, August 28, 2008 Posted 7:33 AM
  Song Sung Bl..huh-uh, cough cough  Yahoo! News: "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Singer and songwriter Neil Diamond is offering audiences of a recent Ohio concert a refund and asking for their forgiveness after he performed with a raspy voice earlier this week." Rod Stewart, Brian Adams, Bruce Springsteen, Bonnie Tyler and Bob Dylan did not return telephone calls asking for comment. Monday, August 11, 2008 Posted 1:47 PM
Another Brick? Reuters: "L.A. may force restaurants to post calories on menus" Did you know that New York City already has such a law? They can actually fine fast food or "casual" dining restaurants $2,000 for failing to list the calories in each of the meals they offer. You know, our government just doesn't go far enough... Let's make it illegal to serve french fries unless the customer has eaten a salad. And, no dessert if you don't clean your plate. Doggie bag police could make rounds the next day to make sure that you really did have the leftovers for lunch... As Nobel prize winning dietician Roger Waters once said, "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?" © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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