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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Monday, October 20, 2008 Posted 12:46 PM
  McGraw book on dads and daughters: It's about time I knew it wasn't Tug McGraw, since his relationship with his kid sucked, and he's dead, and I thought it might have been Dr. Phil McGraw, since it would figure, for what it's worth, but I never thought it would be Tug's son Tim McGraw when I saw the headline above, in the Associated Press Entertainment round-up. McGraw says he's found that his daughters, ages 11, 10 and 6, like coming along while he does simple, everyday stuff, like running to the grocery store or stopping by the office. Gee, Tim, that's quite the revelation: spend time with pre-teenagers. Let me know how that works for you once they hit puberty. Of course, I guess I could always turn to Lynne Spears for help with that.Says McGraw: 'Do what you have to do in your regular routine and take them with you. It makes all the difference in the world.' Friday, October 03, 2008 Posted 10:46 AM
And while we're at it, we'll help you stop nail biting, you little bastard... According to Reuters, a Malaysian couple died during a "medical ritual" designed to cure them of chain smoking, asthma, and liver disease. A relative of the couple suggested that the couple undergo a ritual which involved all family members joining forces to beat up the couple to rid them of their ailments... The four family members then smashed the couple's heads on a table and beat them with crash helmets and brooms... The 15-year-old daughter of one of the four assailants walked in on the ritual and was severely beaten... © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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