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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Friday, October 11, 2002 Posted 8:34 AM
  It was nice to see how the New England Patriots all embraced Robert Edwards, the former Patriot rookie sensation who is now a running back for the Dolphins. It's a miracle that the man can even walk after having dislocated his knee a few years ago during a tag football game prior to the Pro Bowl. His former team mates were happy to see him back in the game, even if it was in another uniform. I hope many of the Patriots defense embrace Terry Glenn, the former Patriot rookie sensation, this weekend. Glenn is now a wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers. It's a miracle that she could even find a team interested in hiring her sorry ass after the lackluster efforts and string of civil and criminal complaints she generated in New England for the last several years. After they "embrace him, I hope they turn him upside down and stick his drug addled, migrained head right into the turf. This sorry loser actually had the nerve to imply that he contributed to the Pat's Super Bowl victory, and was disappointed that he did not receive a ring. Here's hoping he gets plenty of "rings" all day on Sunday. © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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