|
A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
|
Wednesday, September 10, 2003 Posted 4:42 PM
  He'd Get a Darwin Award, But He Lived... I wish I had a photograph of the sign that the pinhead driver, Richard Baily of Mechanicsville, N.Y, sped past at 2 AM this morning, on his date with infamy.  TheBostonChannel.com - News - Route 128, I-93 Reopened After Tanker Rollover "Traffic was finally getting back to normal early Wednesday afternoon hours after a tanker truck flipped on its side on Route 128 causing massive tie-ups on roads around Boston's northern suburbs. Both highways were shut down in both directions from 8:30 a.m. to 9:15 a.m. Wednesday. Yeah, it only took me 2 hours and 3 minutes to get from Reading to Cambridge! Basically, the sign Dick failed to comprehend is one of those International Language/McDonald's Picture Menu mentality type road signs that we see all too often these days, instead of a plain old English language warning, but I think we all would have gotten the point: © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
...with other readers:Subscribe by E-mail |
![[Powered by Blogger]](http://buttons.blogger.com/bloggerbutton1.gif){kind=small}
