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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Sunday, March 28, 2004 Posted 9:54 AM
  Another case of only the good dying young... Yahoo! News - Jan Berry of Pop Duo Jan & Dean Dead at 62 1964: Surf City, Drag City, Little Old Lady from Pasadena, Dead Man's Curve - a pre-med student with a genius level IQ - 1966: a car crash in that left him paralyzed for a year and ended his public music career - he taught Brian Wilson how to mix and produce. Where would we be without him? Meanwhile, Michael Bolton, Kenny G, Eminem continue to plague us, seemingly since the days when invertebrates ruled the planet. While I do not call for their deaths - it continues to puzzle me: Why on any given day, according to a plan we mortals shall never comprehend, when a finite number of human beings apparently must die, the divine choice is made in the way it is. Mind you its not a complaint - surely it could have been me - just a wonder out loud at the ironies of life. Bye Jan - say "Hi" to Dennis and Carl for me. © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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