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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Friday, September 24, 2004 Posted 9:59 AM
  Coincidence? I Think Not! For the second morning in a row, a tractor trailer has jack-knifed and rolled over, snarling morning rush hour traffic on the Massachusetts Turnpike. Today, the accident has closed the connection between the 'Pike and Route 128, causing tremendous backups on 2 of the city's 3 major arteries. Interestingly enough, a second truck rollover has happened today, on I-84 in Sturbridge, just a couple miles past the Mass Pike exit, virtually shutting down any and all traffic between Boston and New York City. Yesterday, a truck rolled on Rt. 128, near Route 2, causing traffic delays for more than 3 hours. One rollover yesterday, Two today... the International arch-villain, criminal mastermind and terrorist formerly known as Cat Stevens was deported from Logan Airport in Boston yesterday. Can we expect 3 rollovers on Monday? Stop the carnage! Let the Cat out of the bag! © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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