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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Wednesday, September 01, 2004 Posted 1:47 PM
  YATSASS: Well, Squeeze my Lemons! Sperm Levels Drop with Frequent Ejaculation NEW YORK (Reuters Health) "The more a man ejaculates each week, the lower his sperm levels fall, new research shows...." Just published in the medical journal Fertility and Sterility, Lead author Dr. Elisabeth Carlsen from Rigshospitalet in Copenhagen appears to be quite surprised by the results, explaining that much remained "unexplained."
So Doc Liz, lemme see if I can 'splain it to ya, and save a few Krøners for Queen Margarethe. It's kind like a lemonade stand. Ya with me so far? Vidunderlige! So, when you get busy (ikke pun i betjent!) yer pourin' out a lot of juice. And see, the faster you pour out the juice, the less juice ya got left to pour out, even if yer squeezin' lemons as fast as ya can. Gå ud fra? Great! Eventually, when, ah, the business slows down... you can catch up on refillin' the old pitcher. Any time you have more questions like this one, you don't need to spend 16 months watching guys slår den kød, just give me a holler. © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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