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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested. |
Friday, October 01, 2004
New Rant & Rave Discussion Group! As part of the option to receive email posts whenever I exclaim or utter, you will also have the ability to exclaim and utter back at me, as well as all others who respond or subscribe to our group. Basically, for those who are 'net savvy, it is an unmoderated mailing list. For those who ain't: whatever you send to the group will go to all members of the group, and will also be readable on the web, at Topica As for unmoderated, let's put it this way - you are free to criticize my ideas, or the ideas of the other list members. Ad Hominem (personal attacks) will not be tolerated, and are the surest way to get yourself kicked off the list. The only other rule is Watch yer effin' mouth. Fer $4|† sake there's kids around here! You can goof around, but any obscenity (deemed to be that which I know when I see...) or profanity/vulgarity (worse than my own) will also result in a punt more effective than any of Ken Walter's. [2] Have fun and give it a try. If you haven't been already been invited, sign up here! Just look for the sign-up form down to the left. And don't forget, you can always unsubscribe if you really hate it. The info on how to unsubscribe is included in every message. Maybe we'll get some fun discussion going. The topics are fairly limitless. Post something interesting and it may appear here on the site. Rule Number 3: There is no Rule 3. More info here © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
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