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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Friday, April 22, 2005 Posted 10:28 AM
  OK, Tell Me Again... I Still Don't Understand... Who is this for? Calif. Lawmakers Vote to Ban Internet-Based Hunting
Dale, just start over from the beginning... how does this help you? Isn't this just like a video game? No, wait, isn't this really a video game? Dude! How do you know your hunt was unsuccessful? How do you know if your hunt was successful? Like, do you see a video of a deer bleeding to death? Do they send you the carcass? And you know it is the carcass of the deer you shot because...? This is either a very funny prank that's got those deer-huggin' granola eaters on the left coast all worked up over nuthin,' or it is one of the most sick and twisted uses of technology ever to emanate from a place other than the Pentagon. If it is the former, except for the false advertising claims they're gonna get buried in, cool! If it's the latter, there's some very real potential. But, heck leave the 4-point bucks and elephants alone. That just ain't PC. But link us up to a site in the Afghani Tora Bora's, or a Baghdad rooftop, and you are talkin' elephant bucks. © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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