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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Friday, October 21, 2005 Posted 11:30 AM
  YATSASS: Walking The Dog is Good Exercise! Daily dog walks work off the pounds People! Sometimes my job is just too easy, but hey! I'm not complaining:
Congratulations to Rebecca Johnson at the College of Veterinary Medicine's Research Center for Human-Animal Interaction at the University of Missouri-Columbia. Oh, not for discovering that walking a couple of miles a day might be good for you, but for getting funding for a FIFTY (50) WEEK STUDY!(!!!) There were numerous valuable conclusions drawn from this ground breaking work:
Gosh, and not only that! The study also shows that the more someone does walk, the more they can walk! Sadly however, 50 weeks was not enough to answer many of the other burning questions surrounding this issue: What about walking alone? Walking with other people? Walking a cat? I mean cats can walk, but can you walk a cat? Ms. Johnson! We need more answers! © 2002-2008 Rob Falk, All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Denied. Your mileage won't vary; it will be less. | Subscribe to Rants!
  
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