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A fair and balanced compendium of spontaneous exclamations and excited utterances, with 22 entries on the front page. And, now, Home of the YATSASS™ Reports Yet Another True Story About Stupid Studies: • Breathing Bus Exhaust is Stressful • Depressed People May Take Drugs To Feel Better • Smart healthy people choose foods more wisely than stupid drunks • Stressed Out Moms Think Their Babies Are Annoying • People Are Groggy When They Wake Up • Airport Screeners Probably Can't Stop Spread of SARS & Flu • Study on Studies Yields Disappointment! • Lengthy Study with No Findings! A perfect YATSASS! • Making Fun Of Fat Kids Depresses Them • Drinking Highly Sugared Beverages Can Make You Fat! • Americans Prefer Safe & Effective Drugs to Unproven and Dangerous Ones • Study Shows Poor & Homeless Drink More Malt Liquor • Study on People in Studies Yields Predictable Answers, But Also Raises New Questions • Women Don't Like Getting Up to Feed the Newborn While Their Husbands Sleep Like Babies • Sperm Levels Drop With Frequent Ejaculation • People Who Don't Screw Around Get Less Clap • Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs • People Who Eat A Proper Diet are Healthier and Thinner • People who don't wet their pants feel better than people who do • Maybe Left Handed Winter Babies have More Brain Cancer, Maybe Not... • People who had nose jobs and people who didn't both like the same kind of noses • People pass more gas when they are active • Kids who spend too much time reading will get headaches • People who get drunk think others are more attractive than they do when they're sober In the old days, My thoughts were more coherent, and I could string together whole sequences of actual paragraphs! Those essays can be found here for those so interested.
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Monday, July 26, 2004 Posted 6:22 PM
  DHS | Department of Homeland Security | Terms of Use I don't remember exactly why I ended up there, but doesn't this clause from the Department of Homeland Security's website Terms of Use really give you the creeps, and make you wish for anyone other than W to be in charge? DHS | Department of Homeland Security | Terms of Use: "Accuracy, Completeness and Timeliness of Information on the Site
We are not responsible if information that we make available on this site is not accurate, complete or current. The materials on this site are provided for general information only, and any reliance upon the material found on this site will be at your own risk. We reserve the right to modify the contents of the site at any time, but we have no obligation to update any information on this site... Posted 9:40 AM
No Terry, You shove it! Yahoo! News - Heinz Kerry Tells Reporter 'Shove It'
First she angrily said she didn't say it. Then she accused the man of "putting words in [her] mouth," and later came back to tell the man to "shove it." I recommend Midol, Preparation H, or maybe just an uppage of the Prozac dosage... Thursday, July 22, 2004 Posted 1:32 PM
What are they smoking in that Billa-bong? You don't see it often, so sit down and catch your breath. It looks like a completely reasonable trademark claim! If this story is true, Frampton deserves to own this company! Yahoo! News - Rock Star Sues Over 'Frampton Bikini': "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rock star Peter Frampton (news) is suing popular surfwear manufacturer Billabong for selling a bikini that features his face on the rear and the phrase 'Baby, I love your waves.' The British-born rock star, 54, is seeking unspecified damages and an injunction to stop sales of the 'Frampton Bikini' saying the phrase is 'an obvious reference' to his 1975 hit record 'Baby, I Love Your Way.' Uh, hello? Billabong? Did you even ask him if you could put his face on someone's butt? Were you ever going to pay him? Umm.. OK, what were thinking? I think Petey's lawyers are about to [ouch] Show You The Way...
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